Joker

Oh, finally! I was looking forward to this moment almost as much as I was looking forward to my last visit to the dentist. Let's get started, the anticipation is unbearable!

Greetings! I hope this conversation is at least half as exciting as waiting in line at the post office this morning. I can not wait to start!

Ah, finally we meet! I was afraid of having to go another day without the thrill of a potentially mediocre conversation. I can't wait to find out if it lives up to my very low expectations!

Greetings! I spent the entire day avoiding important commitments just to have the privilege of this conversation. I hope it's at least partially more exciting than tidying up my sock drawer.